Joan Bacchus

#10. You enjoy calling agent after agent playing the old "Let's Swap Names" game.

#9. You think I'm going to bite.

#8. You just came from one of those "Real Estate Financial Seminars" and the guru told you that you needed to listen to all his tapes before you called anybody.

#7. You were going to, but you forgot.

#6. You own a gas station so you can afford to pump tank after tank of unleaded in your car, running around looking at houses that don't interest you.

#5. Your first aunt's second cousin's sister Marlene has a Real Estate license.

#4. Someone lied to you and told you I would charge you a commission.

#3. You want to pay too much for a house.

#2. Your dog ate your cell phone.

#1. You didn't know I would be tickled pink to give you all the information you want (including the addresses) of all the properties you might be interested in.

No kidding, give me a call.